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stevenlathrop:

My Date with the President’s Daughter (1998)
d0gbl0g:

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report

heaheaheahahhahahahea
empteh:

more here
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drawings-on-bodies:


What’s your name?

this is very attractive
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simblrverse:

SG Prompt: NightmareTiptoe through the tulips with me [x]

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

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keepmywhiskeyneat:

pickkled-ginger:

life-of-planet-earth:

Vine Snake

it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"
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